Aura Cleanser

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Aura Cleanser is $12.95 worth of mystery liquid in a four-ounce spray bottle. The manufacturer claims it will “fluff up your aura with this incredible alchemy mister.” You might want to read the full description if you haven’t gotten your RDA of mystical energy bullshit yet today.






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