Cutting off your testicles: The Advantages

Well, the advantages of a male human cutting off their testicles are clear and known by everyone, but WHAT ABOUT THE DISADVANTAGES??? Thankfully, with this text, Victor Cheney does us all the favor of explaining the downside of removing your only two holy balls you’ll ever get.

If you flip through the text, you’ll see that you might grow breasts and get osteoporosis. But it can also stop “morning meanness!” All these years I just thought I was tired in the morning before I drank coffee. Now I know it’s finally Mean Mr. Ballsack doing that to me.