No, Yankee Candle, a place called “Man Town” doesn’t smell like a blend of spices, woods, and musk. It smells like beer that went stale as it soaked into a beige carpet that’s never been vacuumed, with hints of moldy shower and piss on the wall next to the toilet.
TWTFS is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com. We are
not affiliated with the manufacturers whose products appear on TWTFS.
Contact drew at firstname.lastname@example.org or tweet him @TWTFSale.