Swearing Middle Finger


For those who can’t get enough digitally-recorded shit-saying, the Swearing Middle Finger is the thing you need. I have a feeling that if you pair it with Polly The Insulting Parrot, you’ll be in infinitely-looping “Fuck Your Big Tits, Dickhead” heaven.

Or “Shit On Butts, Dick Shits” heaven. I guess it depends on what religion you are.

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