Eyelid Trainer

The Eyelid Trainer claims to reshape your eyelids if you wear it five minutes every day. I haven’t been able to find any evidence that it works, but if you’re into body mods and you haven’t done your eyes yet, I guess you could give it a whirl. You could probably even wear it at the same time as Nose Up, the nose shaper that looks like a goddamned Chip Clip.