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12 September, 2017
The Negg is a boiled-egg peeler. I’ve written about egg products countless times – the Eggstractor, Eggmaster, Egg Genie, Eggbot, and Egg Cuber, to name a few. You’ve been living in the black-and-white world where you can’t cook or eat eggs for too long. Buy one of each and live in the full color, all-smiles universe of Egg Products.
11 September, 2017
Faced with the problem of how to take a photo of a mirror, this manufacturer chose to photoshop a naked butt into it. (Pixellated here, but original pic is on the listing.)
10 September, 2017
You’re 104?! No way! I thought you were at MOST seventy plus fuck you.
9 September, 2017
You Won’t Believe What Abraham Lincoln Smells Like Now!
8 September, 2017
Sold as “3D Dog Cat” plus 23 other random keywords (you can read the full title on the listing), this product has a 2-dimensional animal photo printed onto a 3d pillow. The manufacturer suggests that it’s “perfect for… hallowmas.” I couldn’t agree more.
7 September, 2017
If you can’t plug your “wall wart” adapters into a regular power strip, you could get the $40 Quirky Power Pivot, or a five-pack of these little cables for $2 each. Your call!
6 September, 2017
On one hand, your baby can’t read what’s on their bib. On the other hand, almost any other quote would have been more appropriate. And it’s probably not, as the manufacturer claims, “a great gift.”