The Worst Things For Sale

There’s a slight difference between these two pillows.

There’s also this, for rain-haters.

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These straps allow you to lift up furniture and carry it on your back. For some reason, though, the manufacturer shows a man using this who has had his head replaced (or is badly ill.) Check out the first and fourth pics in their gallery.

This Porsche Design hookah is, somehow, made by the same Porsche that makes the cars. It costs more than you’d even think it would. For that price, you could get thirty of this other hookah shaped like an AK-47.

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There are a number of problems with Yardzee, but leaving aside the Yahtzee copyright issue and the $59.95 + 20.99 shipping cost, the picture shows what you’d suspect, which is that dice won’t lay flat in grass, making the game even harder to play than tossing wooden cubes out of a five-gallon bucket would suggest.

Pregnant women are one of the most coveted demographics for capitalists. You will ruin your child’s entire life forever if you don’t buy the right products while pregnant, and there’s no better driver of commerce than fear. Enter Mommee Coffee, the pregnant woman’s coffee. Sure, you could drink regular decaf or half-caf coffee when you’re pregnant, but why risk drinking something cheap and widely available?

At least it probably tastes better than Third Trimester Tea.