The Worst Things For Sale

If you’ve ever wondered how random people on instagram have enormous stacks of cash, this is probably the answer. You can get a stack of $10,000 fake bills for 0.12% the face value. (The bills in the middle are blank, which left the sole reviewer angry, by the way.)

Four freight pallets, right? Read the single, 1-star customer review to see where this poor guy went wrong.

This large cabin comes with free shipping. “A deal!” you scream, perhaps unaware that you must build it yourself out of the boards they send you.

For the same experience at a much lower price, and a slightly smaller scale, there is this $49.99 cabin kit.

Like the other “supplements” sold with an Adderall-ish name, Addium is a combination of vitamins, caffeine, and plant extracts. You can tell the real customer reviews from the fake ones pretty easily, as the real reviews say it doesn’t work.

Guzzle Buddy is a bottle-stopper attached to the top half of a wine glass, so you can drink wine out of the bottle, but also kind of out of a wine glass. Wine isn’t that terrible for you. It’s just that if you feel the need to be cutesy-jokey about how much you drink, it might be a sign that you have a problem.

At least it’s not an oversized wine glass that holds an entire bottle, engraved with “The Struggle Is Real,” which combines the jokey-drinky thing with “Mom Is Saying Rap Stuff Again.”

An eBook of Fidget Spinner Memes. As always, do not “Look Inside” unless you feel like making your day slightly worse.

Despite being marked “not for human consumption,” and sold in a sandwich bag with a printer label, customers of Grandma’s Georgia White Dirt all seem to be eating it. Some like the taste, some don’t, but they’re all chowing down on dirt.