Hemp Protein Powder

The macronutrients on this hemp protein powder are great in theory. It’s got Omega-3s, plenty of fiber, lots of protein, and so on.

Score one for the hemp legalization movement, until you actually try to drink a glass of this hemp powder, and you find out that:

1. It doesn’t dissolve in water.

2. It tastes like dirt.

3. It feels like drinking sand.

4. The sand catches in your throat and you think you’re going to choke on it.

Everyone dies eventually. Nobody can agree on what happens after that, except that nobody wants to be found in their kitchen, throat full of weed-sand, going down in history as the first person to die from consuming cannabis.