Monthly Archives: January 2013

A lot of bar accessories


A lot of bar accessories are sold with the idea of “This is what they do in a REAL bar!” But the “Shot Tender” cannot make that claim, because bartenders set their bottles of liquor right-side up just like everyone else.

It could be that pouring your booze through a plastic table-clamp does something special, but I’ll never know. I’m not going to put my mouth on an ice luge ($22) to drink, either. As a matter of fact, if it weren’t possible for me to drink whiskey out of a regular glass in my house by myself, I probably wouldn’t drink at all. Call me what you want, I can’t hear you over how quiet and dignified my liquor is.

Here’s how memes work


Here’s how memes work. First, a stupid thing gets popular on 4chan. Then it gets popular on Reddit. Then it gets popular on 9gag. Then it gets popular on Funnyjunk and the rest of the low-end lolscum sites.

And then, only then, it gets turned into soap.

A “prank”


This little thing is a “prank” which emits a random beep (or other sound) every 5 minutes. Since it does this so seldomly, it’s impossible to find if you’re looking for it. So, if someone’s put one of these in your home or office, you’ve either got to wait out the month until the battery dies, or you’ve got to go around on your hands and knees looking for it.

It’s not the worst thing in the world but it seems like the same kind of “prank” that frat guys do where they punch their girlfriend in the face and say it’s a prank. Putting tape on the bottom of someone’s optical mouse is a prank. Installing a beeping device in your workplace to make everyone else’s day worse all the time just means you’re an asshole, and when your coworkers find it, they’ll know it was you, because they already know you’re an asshole.


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