Monthly Archives: April 2021

The Sexy Boobie Sucker

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You might be out in your yard on a beautiful spring day, drinking some beer or soda, and think, “I wish my beer or soda could be sexier. I wish I could suck it out of a plastic boobie.” Wish no longer, my friend.



People Of Walmart

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Isn’t it really funny how poor people are out of shape, and they wear crummy clothes, and they shop at the cheap store? Let’s take pictures of them without their consent, and post them online, and then Venn-Diagram the people who laugh at them with the people who color in adult coloring books. See, capitalism works!








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