Monthly Archives: February 2015

Turd Helmet

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Turd Helmet’s 2009 album “Greatest Shits” might lead you to believe it’s a one-off theme album about shit, turds, and poop. Nope, they followed it up with 2012′s “Scratch’n'Sniff.” It’s not fair to call it a one-note joke, though, because they also write songs about “titty fucking.”



Shadow, The Skeleton Dog

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Hide Shadow, The Skeleton Dog in a snowbank in your yard. As the snow melts in spring, his human skull, old-man hair, and humandog skeleton will be revealed to your neighbors! You’ll all share a laugh and it’ll bring you closer together. They definitely will not call the police.



Bubble Wrap Calendar

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The fun in popping bubble-wrap is the fact that you get to keep going, and going, and going. There are hundreds of bubbles. The repetitive nature of it is soothing. The Bubble Wrap Calendar, on the other hand, contains exactly 365 bubbles, enabling you to pop one single bubble per 24 hours. It’s like a Pringle calendar where you can only eat one a day. Once you pop, you are required to stop.








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