Monthly Archives: February 2022

The Bigfoot Hunting Permit


I’m not sure what the intended market for this is, because if you believe in Bigfoot, you probably don’t want to shoot one. Then again, people drive around in cars with zombie stickers saying they’re a zombie, and also say they’re going to kill zombies, so I guess there’s room on this planet for everyone, tracing a helix through space, around the sun, towards the perimeter of the universe, into the void.



“Bebeepoo” is not the name I would have picked for a jar of hair ties.

Pre-Virus Peepee


Long before anyone was coming up with fake treatments or preventatives for COVID, people were drinking their own urine. Suspiciously written by an author called “An Experienced Physician,” this book promises good health to all those who drink their own urine. If you prefer a urine book with an author who has a name, Your Own Perfect Medicine by Martha M. Christy claims more or less the same thing, plus a review from a lady who pissed on her husband’s “spastic toe,” claiming it worked wonders.

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