16 November, 2019
“I want a low-quality pair of scissors,” you’ll find yourself thinking one day, “but I don’t want to be able to cut paper or open packages with them.” That’s where Herb Scissors come into your life. Finally, you can cut up herbs, and nothing else, and they don’t even work very well for herbs!
Herb Scissors sounds like the name of a shop teacher, by the way.
15 November, 2019
“Cannabis” is the worst possible name you could use for an energy drink. It would be great for a drink that makes you terrified of Netflix while you watch it for 6 hours.
14 November, 2019
There are some people out there, in America, who can’t interact with something unless it’s shaped like a gun. Until the Gun Plunger came along, they either had to unclog their toilet by shooting it, or pistol-whip the pipe until it cleared.
There’s also a Gun Toilet Brush (pictured above) to clean up the spent casings & other debris.
Besides, it’s a must-have to match with the toilet-paper holder made out of two guns.
12 November, 2019
It’s starting to get cold out, but I’m sure you can make it through this winter without a pair of mittens that have a hidden flask inside.
11 November, 2019
Either the paper would be too soft to write on, or you’d have to wipe your ass with the world’s worst toilet paper. There is no winner in the game of Sudoku Toilet Paper.
10 November, 2019
The “Butter Mill” lets you load it with cold butter, which it then grinds up, so you don’t have to wait for it to get warm before you can spread butter on your food. Congratulations to Cooks Innovations for monetizing the space of “I eat so much butter I need a butter grinder, but I lack the planning to keep the butter on the table instead of in the fridge.”