Monthly Archives: May 2017

From Typo To T-Shirt: 10 hours

covfefe-shirt

At midnight last night, the president made a typo in a Tweet. This morning, there is a t-shirt with the word on it. It’s not that you shouldn’t be allowed to do this, it’s just that the president will do something much worse than a typo by the time the shirt arrives, if you were to buy it today, which I will specifically ask you not to do.



The Orgone Chembuster

orgone-chembuster

Constructed of crystals, copper pipe, and plastic resin, this “Orgone Chembuster” claims to shield you from wi-fi and cellular radiation. It works about as well as you’d expect it to work by looking at it. As always with crystal/healing/energy items, the price is excessive.



Anti-Abortion doll

fetal-model

An anti-abortion company makes these adorable little dolls labeled “Fetal Model, 11-14 week” to convince women that a baby at this stage is already a fully-formed person. I guess they don’t want someone to accidentally google “11 week fetus” and see a tiny little transparent alien-axolotl. But what’s a little lie when it comes to suppressing women’s access to healthcare and human rights?








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