Monthly Archives: December 2013

Fancy, shitty electrical outlet


This electrical outlet pops out of the wall when you need to use it. Which actually makes it more obtrusive than a regular electrical outlet, which stays flush to the wall. And the form factor means you can’t plug in wall-wart transformers, or bulky power adapters. But, hey, what do you want for only forty bucks?

Oh, you want forty regular electrical outlets for that price? Oh. Okay.

Man Cave Rules: A wall decal


I think the idea of a “man cave” is cringeworthy, and this $39 wall decal with “Man Cave Rules”¬†explains why. It’s not a masculine room if it has a word decal on the wall and you can pick from 29 colors, including “Mustard”, “Key Lime”, “Blue Grey” and “Antique Violet.”

Yeah, bro, this antique violet lettering is a true display of my celebration of masculinity. Want a beer? Here you go– whoa, whoa! No, bro! Don’t throw that cap into the trash! Put it in my satin flower basket! WAIT NO I MEAN MY MAN RECYCLING BIN. NO LAUGHING BRO IT MATCHES MY WHITE SATIN CHAIR COVER. I MEAN MY MAN-BUTT HOLDER. I MEAN SPORTS. BEER ME.

“Fun” Light-Switch Box


The “FUN LIGHT SWITCH BOX”, which is titled in all-caps by the manufacturer, is a $69.95 kit which, after you drill 17 holes and wire up all of the buttons and lights, allows you to turn on the lights by turning the switches on and off. You can also turn the lights off. “FUN.”

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