Monthly Archives: May 2015

you are now “on-line”

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This album is 17 years old, but you’ve got to hand it to Trick Daddy for titling his sophomore album “www.thug.com,” and titling the first track “Log In.”  (Please go and listen to “Log In,” if you have six seconds to spare. That’s how long it is.)



World’s Cheesiest Mouthwash

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I don’t know if this is real or not, but for the sake of our species, let’s hope it’s not. (From Aggro-Gator.)



Which remote do you want to touch?

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Well, shit, I guess I want to touch Clean Remote, and also I’m starting to think that I want to keep my jacking-off MRSA piss-and-shit pigs from touching my regular remote.



Tiny House Living

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I’d sooner get crammed into a pine box and be buried beneath the earth’s surface than attempt to live my life inside of a “tiny house.” But I try not to make a big deal about it, lest it become a movement, with Subterranean Casket-House enthusiasts bragging to each other about their pillow-lined deathtubs.

(That last link is a beautiful cherry-stained casket with eggshell interior, BTW, if you want to be one of the first to live the Subterranean Casket-House lifestyle.)






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