Yeah, a bag of “penis candy” is stupid at face value. But the true monster here is the woman who reviewed it, explaining that she didn’t eat it herself, but gave it to her friend who was just diagnosed with cancer.
The music on “Dance Before The Police Come!” is about what you’d expect for a dance-music album from 1990, but the cover’s one of my favorites of all time: two oiled-up, shirtless men calling themselves “Shut Up And Dance” command you to dance. With swords. And a pair of nunchucks. And the police are definitely coming soon. It’s in the same league as, perhaps surpassing, “Big Bear: Doin Thangs.”
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