18 May, 2015
18 May, 2015
17 May, 2015
GOD, MOM, it’s not a “dragon knife”!!!!! It’s The Viscerator Ninja Hand Claw Fantasy Dagger (Limited Edition)!!!!
15 May, 2015
Have you been wanting to join the ranks of those who fill their ass with coffee, but unwilling to collect all the ass-coffee supplies you need? Let the PureLife Coffee Enema Kit be your portal to this exciting world. It comes with a bag of PureLife Enema Coffee, which, believe it or not, is the second brand of coffee specially blended for enemas that I’ve reviewed here.
13 May, 2015
No, not a reclusive shack-dweller who plants explosives in fruit! That would actually be interesting! This is a $13 piece of plastic that puts a slice of lime into a bottle of beer.
And, nope, it doesn’t slice the lime. You have to slice the lime yourself. The only thing the Lime Bomber does is push the lime into the bottle. The supposed benefit? “Easier than putting the slice of lime into your bottle using your fingers.” That’s it.
12 May, 2015
11 May, 2015
Yeah, a bag of “penis candy” is stupid at face value. But the true monster here is the woman who reviewed it, explaining that she didn’t eat it herself, but gave it to her friend who was just diagnosed with cancer.
Let me rephrase that: Your friend got cancer, so you literally told her to eat a bag of dicks.