18 May, 2015
18 May, 2015
17 May, 2015
GOD, MOM, it’s not a “dragon knife”!!!!! It’s The Viscerator Ninja Hand Claw Fantasy Dagger (Limited Edition)!!!!
15 May, 2015
Have you been wanting to join the ranks of those who fill their ass with coffee, but unwilling to collect all the ass-coffee supplies you need? Let the PureLife Coffee Enema Kit be your portal to this exciting world. It comes with a bag of PureLife Enema Coffee, which, believe it or not, is the second brand of coffee specially blended for enemas that I’ve reviewed here.
14 May, 2015
You’ve got to hand it to the makers of Fat Man In A Barrel, a humongous dildo I’ve pixellated for obvious reasons. (You can see it on the manufacturer’s listing, if you’ve got a need to do that.) Not just for making something so huge it’s unlikely many people would ever be able to use it, but for coming up with an innocuous name so un-dildo-like that still describes their dildo perfectly.
Notable for the exact opposite reason is Kaylen’s Hand Butt Plug, which is shaped, apparently, exactly like Kaylen’s hand. Whoever that may be. Hope you’re getting royalties from that hand-modeling job, Kaylen.
13 May, 2015
No, not a reclusive shack-dweller who plants explosives in fruit! That would actually be interesting! This is a $13 piece of plastic that puts a slice of lime into a bottle of beer.
And, nope, it doesn’t slice the lime. You have to slice the lime yourself. The only thing the Lime Bomber does is push the lime into the bottle. The supposed benefit? “Easier than putting the slice of lime into your bottle using your fingers.” That’s it.