Super Fun Penis Candy


Yeah, a bag of “penis candy” is stupid at face value. But the true monster here is the woman who reviewed it, explaining that she didn’t eat it herself, but gave it to her friend who was just diagnosed with cancer.

Let me rephrase that: Your friend got cancer, so you literally told her to eat a bag of dicks.

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