Monthly Archives: October 2017

Human Sweat

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Here’s one vial of human sweat. It’s marked “for research use only,” but I’m sure nobody will know if you drink that bad boy in the privacy of your own home.



The World Of Trump Masks

Each of these horrors links to the page where you could purchase them, against my strong suggestion that you do not.



The Dad Shirt

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The Dad Shirt, by Lalabu, isn’t a low-quality polo with the name of a local business embroidered on the front. It’s this hellish combo of baby-wrap and big-pocket shirt. Like its cousin, the also-stupidly-named Peekaru, it allows your child to poke out of your front like Kuato, but offers none of the warmth, and is somehow also more expensive. It also seems to be almost exactly this “Big Pocket T-Shirt” I wrote about this summer, except, again, quite a bit more expensive.

Ho Tactics

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“Ho Tactics” claims to lay out specific techniques for women to manipulate men for financial gain. It’s by the author of “Solving Single: How To Get The Ring, Not The Run Around.” (Both have “Look Inside” sections, if you’ve got a few minutes to burn.)

Be warned, though: you might fall down the rabbit hole if you start clicking on the “Customers who bought this also bought” section, with tens if not hundreds of books in the same vein. It’s a bizarre mirror image of pickup-artist books like “Bang: The Most Infamous Pickup Book In The World,” which provide instructions to men on how to manipulate women.






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