Be warned, though: you might fall down the rabbit hole if you start clicking on the “Customers who bought this also bought” section, with tens if not hundreds of books in the same vein. It’s a bizarre mirror image of pickup-artist books like “Bang: The Most Infamous Pickup Book In The World,” which provide instructions to men on how to manipulate women.
“Just put it to your lips and suck,” instructs the box of Fullips, later referring to “self suction” in the instructions, because you’ve gotta get some good innuendo going if you want people to ignore the fact you’re selling what amounts to a lid from a can of PAM for twenty bucks.
Using nothing more than water, ground coffee, and the included crack kitchen torch, the Bripe coffee kit allows you to make coffee anywhere. You simply hold the janky pipe apparatus in front of your face like a crack regular pipe, and heat the bowl using your crack kitchen torch. It’s even made of copper, to give you that Chore Boy taste. A treat for all adventurers.
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