Monthly Archives: October 2017

Ho Tactics


“Ho Tactics” claims to lay out specific techniques for women to manipulate men for financial gain. It’s by the author of “Solving Single: How To Get The Ring, Not The Run Around.” (Both have “Look Inside” sections, if you’ve got a few minutes to burn.)

Be warned, though: you might fall down the rabbit hole if you start clicking on the “Customers who bought this also bought” section, with tens if not hundreds of books in the same vein. It’s a bizarre mirror image of pickup-artist books like “Bang: The Most Infamous Pickup Book In The World,” which provide instructions to men on how to manipulate women.

Energy Power Saver


This box, labeled as “Power Saver,” claims to reduce the electricity consumption of whatever you plug into it. It doesn’t, as evinced by the numerous customer reviews correctly indicating that it didn’t reduce the power consumption of their appliances. Not everyone hates it, though. There are two five-star reviews from users named “Customer” and “Custy,” who is, most likely, “Customer” wearing a fake mustache.


Bripe, The Coffee Crack Pipe


Using nothing more than water, ground coffee, and the included crack kitchen torch, the Bripe coffee kit allows you to make coffee anywhere. You simply hold the janky pipe apparatus in front of your face like a crack regular pipe, and heat the bowl using your crack kitchen torch. It’s even made of copper, to give you that Chore Boy taste. A treat for all adventurers.

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