Monthly Archives: June 2019

Newspaper Construction Set

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“Newspaper Builders” is a “toy” which costs $40 and consists of a handful of plastic asterisks. To make anything with it, you need to sit and roll newspaper into rods of specific sizes, and then stick them into the asterisks to make anything.

It would be a great way to reuse your old newspapers, if this weren’t the 21st century, and we still needed to subscribe to a daily delivery of corporate-sponsored world news printed on dead trees to know what was going on. And if it didn’t cost $40. And if you wouldn’t have to stand guard with a tazer to force an infinitely-bored child into rolling up old newspaper for hours.

The Creepshot Lens

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From the people who probably brought you the hidden shoe-mounted camera to look up women’s skirts comes the SLR Spy Lens. Finally, you can take high-resolution “creepshots” of women you don’t know in public, using your fancy Nikon or Canon! Lord knows where you’ll be able to post them, since Reddit has shut down their “creepshots” board… Oh, the rest of the internet is still full of fucked-up creeps? Okay, post them on the internet then.








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