Monthly Archives: June 2015

Yoga For Equestrians


Achieving union with a horse sounds disgusting, and potentially fatal. But Yoga For Equestrians shows us that, actually, you can just do yoga while you’re sitting on a horse, and then it’s, like, a crystal… energy… chakra… horse thing.

Too hippy-dippy and not enough pseudo-scientific mom-based body-movement? Check out Pilates For The Dressage Rider, which is exactly what it sounds like.

And if you’re worried about the horse, don’t be. Horses do plenty of yoga. Check out the Horse Yoga 2016 Calendar for 18 long months of horses stretching their shit.

Emoji Bucket Hat


The most fly hat style, Bucket Hat, has now been combined with the most insanely good clip art that can fit into text message or Instagram captions: Emoji.

But we’re not at 100% yet. No, for that you’d need the “100 Emoji” bucket hat, featuring the emoji of the number “100″, which is weird to Emoji, because you can already type it on a keyboard. But that’s because the free market self-optimizes for profit, not efficiency of communication.

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