Dale Jr. Call


This is a “Diet Mountain Dew Dale Jr Call,” which, apparently, you blow into, and it attracts a Dale Jr.

The price will be no problem, assuming you have one of these million-dollar bills with Dale Jr.’s face on them.¬†You’ll even have enough money left over to buy a Dale Jr. spatula.

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