Monthly Archives: May 2015

Herb Stripper


No, not someone that takes off their clothes in exchange for weed! That would be stupid! This is a plastic cup with holes that replicates the function of pulling a sprig of rosemary or thyme through your finger and thumb. (You could also use a fork.)

Except you have to pay for it, and then keep it in a drawer.

It’s the #1-best-seller in “spice graters.”

Miami Vice Fish Table



Live your 1980s-based dreams with the “Octagon Aqua Coffee Table,” which is actually a hexagon. But those two missing sides mean very little considering your dream’s coming true! Neon lights! Lamborghini Diablos! Ronald Reagan in charge of the country! This table truly is, as the manufacturer says, “Art In Motion.”

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