Monthly Archives: May 2015

Beer Stein Lid For A Beer Bottle

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A beer bottle is a disposable (and recyclable) object, so it makes sense that you’d want to bolt a tiny beer-stein lid to it. After all, it takes so long to consume a single bottle of beer that it’s weird nobody’s invented a cover for it. Who knows when a meteor could fly through the earth’s atmosphere, sending tiny shards of space-mineral into the narrow opening of your Piney Dan’s Hop-Roasted IPA Smoked Fucker Stout?



Coloring Books For Adults

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There’s nothing wrong with coloring books for adults, as a thing that adults can do. But if you’re an adult, and you want to color, your choices are a handful of porny titles like The Fetish Coloring Book or Play With My Boobs: A Titstacular Activity Book, or  “Boring Houses: A Sedate Coloring Book Of Buildings.” (Okay, the real title is Historic Houses Of New England, but still.)

You’d think that with how much colored pencils cost, there’d be a mini-industry of good ways to use up your colored pencils so you’d have to buy new ones, but nope, it’s either Story Of The American Revolution Coloring Book or Kinksters With Crayons.

A Rib

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If you didn’t read the Bible, you might think there’s not a lot you can do with a single real human rib.








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