Monthly Archives: May 2017

Fat Old Fred


You couldn’t have thought of a SLIGHTLY better name for a medically-useful CPR training dummy than Fat Old Fred? No? Okay.

(Fat Old Fred is from the creators of the Infant Circumcision Trainer, which is exactly what you think it is.)

A Is For Anus


“You’ll never look at the alphabet the same way again,” says the author of A Is For Anus, apparently unaware that nobody’s ever noticed how the word anus is spelled.

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