4 November, 2019
The cover of this book doesn’t give you a true picture of the horrors that lay within. Slyly disguised as a guide to ease social interactions, it’s actually a bizarrely awkward and insulting guide for how to approach women. I don’t think the author has ever had a conversation with another human being, as evinced by this excerpt:
You: I recently started training Brazilian jiu-jitsu (or any hobby of yours) and it’s helping me express bottled up emotions.
Her: Wow that sounds so cool.
Really, though, you’d have to hit the “Look Inside” to see the true scope of this book’s robotic word-terror.
3 November, 2019
Ah, yes. The time-honored Jedi technique of burning the shit out of the middle of your bread while leaving huge portions of it untoasted.
1 November, 2019
In a world of stick-figure-stickers, there are thousands of variations and parodies, each worse than the last. But I feel none match the tone of this particular one, whose official title is “Auto Sticker-Funny Car Sticker-Gun Family-Stick Family Decal-Window Sticker-Sticker Decal-Window Decal-Car Decals-Vehicle Sticker.”
If I had to put one in second place, it would probably be the “I Will Literally Murder Your Family With Guns” stick-figure sticker.