The Waring CC150 cotton-candy machine brags that its plastic parts are BPA-free. That’s great, but it doesn’t help the fact that the best case scenario for buying a $49 cotton-candy maker is that you didn’t waste your $49 because you eat cotton candy all the time, every day.
Ah, Adult Nude Female Playing Cards. You’ll have to click through to see these (which you’ll want to do if you’re not at work.) Most of us have destroyed entire parts of our brain by watching free streaming HD porn and playing Grand Theft Auto whenever we want. For the few who still have functioning dopamine receptors, playing games with a deck of cards and looking at the 80’s-style lady pictures on them may be all you need to have a great day.
There are a billion new-agey heal-y energy things online, so I try to only pick the worst. I feel that “Pocket Crystal” deserves special attention. Not for its crystal powers, or lack thereof, but for the fact that the manufacturer claims that they don’t just send you any crystal, but instead, ask the crystals which one wants to be yours. I’m not kidding – read the description.
I don’t care how many eggs you eat a day. You just don’t need an Egg Genie. Everything in your kitchen can cook an egg. The stove, the microwave, the coffee maker, the toaster oven, probably the toaster.
If you can’t cook an egg with the appliances and accessories available in the regular American household, the problem lies within. Close your eyes… your internal life is in black and white. You’re always messing up the eggs. You drop the eggs. You shake your head. Maybe you do need this fucking egg tub.
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