24 January, 2013
24 January, 2013
23 January, 2013
The Waring CC150 cotton-candy machine brags that its plastic parts are BPA-free. That’s great, but it doesn’t help the fact that the best case scenario for buying a $49 cotton-candy maker is that you didn’t waste your $49 because you eat cotton candy all the time, every day.
22 January, 2013
Ah, Adult Nude Female Playing Cards. You’ll have to click through to see these (which you’ll want to do if you’re not at work.) Most of us have destroyed entire parts of our brain by watching free streaming HD porn and playing Grand Theft Auto whenever we want. For the few who still have functioning dopamine receptors, playing games with a deck of cards and looking at the 80’s-style lady pictures on them may be all you need to have a great day.
Customers who bought this item also bought Hot Girls Playing Cards, Nude Women Playing Cards, and Female Nude Playing Cards. OooOOOooooh, look at me, I don’t have anhedonia from years of watching GIFs of guys crunching glass jars with their buttholes, I’m so special, I can get a thrill from 2 boobs on a 9 of spades.
21 January, 2013
Obviously, there are better ways to rid your computer of viruses and spyware than this non-branded $99 software DVD. But do they have a picture of a woman biting a computer? No, they don’t.
19 January, 2013
There are a billion new-agey heal-y energy things online, so I try to only pick the worst. I feel that “Pocket Crystal” deserves special attention. Not for its crystal powers, or lack thereof, but for the fact that the manufacturer claims that they don’t just send you any crystal, but instead, ask the crystals which one wants to be yours. I’m not kidding – read the description.
18 January, 2013
Even if running an electric current through your facial muscles caused them to grow or tighten (it doesn’t, not in any permanent or long-term manner) you’d still have wrinkles. Those happen in your skin, not your muscles, as it loses flexibility over the years.
Wrinkles are the body’s natural sign that you are getting good at fucking, so you probably shouldn’t try to iron them out in the first place.