Electroface

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Even if running an electric current through your facial muscles caused them to grow or tighten (it doesn’t, not in any permanent or long-term manner) you’d still have wrinkles. Those happen in your skin, not your muscles, as it loses flexibility over the years.

Wrinkles are the body’s natural sign that you are getting good at fucking, so you probably shouldn’t try to iron them out in the first place.








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