31 January, 2013
A lot of bar accessories are sold with the idea of “This is what they do in a REAL bar!” But the “Shot Tender” cannot make that claim, because bartenders set their bottles of liquor right-side up just like everyone else.
It could be that pouring your booze through a plastic table-clamp does something special, but I’ll never know. I’m not going to put my mouth on an ice luge ($22) to drink, either. As a matter of fact, if it weren’t possible for me to drink whiskey out of a regular glass in my house by myself, I probably wouldn’t drink at all. Call me what you want, I can’t hear you over how quiet and dignified my liquor is.