Disintegrator

When your leftover credit-card bills are too sensitive to destroy in a regular shredder, try the $141,093.71 Datastroyer Model 1000.

Only have the occasional gas receipt or old grocery list to get rid of? Try the Datastroyer DCS 300 Light Office Disintegrator. At only 550 pounds compared to the 1000′s 14,000 pounds, it’s a breeze to install.

P.S. Whitaker Brothers, the manufacturers of this line of heavy-duty shredders, have their own website with more information.