11 June, 2012

Full-body lobster costume

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Why would I rent a full-body lobster costume when I could buy it and wear it unlimited times? If I wear it for 4 years, 8 months in a row, that’s only a dollar a day! Try to spend only a dollar on your boring human clothes, idiot!

Besides, this is who I am inside, and also who I am on message boards. Look for the lobster avatar.






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