I Piss Excellence

By the very act of purchasing and affixing an “I Piss Excellence” decal to your truck, you are confirming that you are, in fact, the pinnacle of evolution. Fifty thousand years of homo sapiens have fucked each other and spent their adult lives fighting over their kids to ensure that you, one day, would exist. You are great. You are amazing. Your truck is amazing. Thank you for being you.