Peaches. Peaches. Peaches. Peaches. Peaches.

“Peaches,” you tell the $149.95 voice-activated grocery-list device. “MATCHES,” it prints out.

“No. PEACHES,” you say. “MATCHES,” it prints out.

“You shiteater! PEACH! ES! THE FRUIT!” Obediently, it prints out “GLUE”, “EGG BEATER”, “PEACH”, “EGGS”, and “FRUIT.”