I got one of these full-body spandex suits

I got one of these full-body spandex suits once, years ago. I thought it would be funny. But it was horrible. It goes all the way up your asscrack and forms an incredibly detailed contour around your genitals. You start sweating immediately and now you’re trapped in a wet balloon. You’re just a fat wet balloon and everyone can see your hog. I don’t know how humanity made it through the 1980s.