Having a sticky pad on your car’s dashboard to hold your keys would be really handy… IF THEY DIDN’T HAVE TO BE IN THE IGNITION TO MAKE THE CAR DRIVE. 

Let me stun you by telling you that the author of this already visibly-horrifying book has included a special section on how to cheat a Thai prostitute out of her payment. He doesn’t just want to go to Thailand and pay for sex. He wants to steal sex from the prostitutes.

It’s like a turd shit out a tiny, horrible, even stinkier turd, and then that turd got a boner, and then wrote a book.