Terminator Zapper

The Original “Terminator” Zapper (quotes are the manufacturer’s, not mine) claims to heal your Sacred Hoop. It mentions orgonite, magnets, energy, “magick”, and living a hundred years… why don’t you read the full description of the things that two pennies hot-glued to a plastic box can accomplish?

Then, if your faith in humanity is not destroyed, read the 13 customer reviews, all of whom seem to believe in this device, and go on to mention “Blood Electrification” and the 528Hz healing frequency.