Monthly Archives: August 2013

Anime Rap


The rapper Josip On Deck has dedicated his musical career to writing Lil B-style songs about anime… and watching anime… and fucking the girls in anime. “Anime Pu$$Y” would be the song to listen to if you just want a taste of his oeuvre.

No One Will Take Your Coffee Mug


“No One Will Take Your Cup” is both the title of this item and the problem with the entire concept. No one, in fact, will take your cup. You don’t need a security feature for a coffee cup. If someone takes your cup, and they’re drinking out of it, you can tell them to give your cup back. You don’t need to spend about ten times the normal price of a coffee mug to get a leaky mug to solve this imaginary problem.



Magna-Tiles are clear plastic tiles that snap together with magnets are fun for kids to play with. Too bad a hundred of them (which won’t build much) are $120.

The manufacturer says they teach spatial relationships and problem-solving through creative building. But in the land of creative building for kids, you’ve got to compete with sticks, which are available outside everywhere for free.

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