Cereal Milk

“Cow Wow Cereal Milk” costs $2 for an 8-ounce serving, and is designed to taste like the milk that’s left in the bottom of a cereal bowl after the cereal is gone. This is accomplished by adding sugar and artificial flavoring to the milk.

You might wonder why the manufacturer is able to label artificially-flavored sugarmilk as “organic.” The reason for this is that labeling guidelines for organic food are so loose that unless it was genetically engineered or bombarded with radiation, it still counts as organic, as far as the USDA is concerned.