14 March, 2014
A One-Pound Snickers
I think they had to label this candy bar “Slice’N'Share” for legal reasons, but we all know that nobody is going to slice this one-pound Snickers, or share it. If anyone does, it’ll be the guy at the bong store who buys a bong and loads it up with tobacco when he gets home.
At least it’s not a gigantic box of Nerds (weighing one and a half pounds, and containing 2,720 calories of almost pure sugar.)