CheckMate: Semen tests for your loved ones

Have you ever wanted to “test the fidelity” of your loved one by scraping their underwear for semen? Then “CheckMate Infidelity Tests” are the thing you’ve been looking for. Unfortunately, according to the reviews, they don’t actually work. So if you’re rooting through someone else’s dirty garments, make sure you do it because you love semen and butt-smell, not because you want to give them a “fidelity test.”