Portland Beard Company: Beard Oil

A one-ounce bottle of Portland Beard Company’s beard oil, which is a blend of “argan oil and other natural oils”, costs $20. FOUR ounces of pure argan oil, which is the active ingredient in PBCBO, costs $19.25.

Not that Mountaineer Beard Oil, Tree Ranger Beard Oil, or Grave Before Shave are any less embarrassingly named.