I don’t know who would want a bag full of fake turds, but if you do, you can now buy them a “Sack Of Shit.” 

If they’re sensitive to the S-word, but they still want plastic feces, the same manufacturer makes “A Bag Of Poop.”

A different company makes Fake Poop In A Gift Box, but I can’t decide whether enclosing the turd in a golden box tied with a ribbon is better or worse than just throwing it in a bag.

Knicker Sticker claims to be “disposable adhesive underwear” which you stick to the inside of your pants, as a replacement for underwear. It’s “great for traveling”, if you like to ride in a car or airplane without underwear, I guess.

The “most helpful” review notes that they don’t actually stick to your pants, forcing you to go commando while a wadded-up semi-adhesive ball of cotton works its way down your pant leg.

This pair of socks says “CLEAN” on one and “DIRTY” on the other. Either your socks are lying or you’re a moron for not washing both of them at once.

Soylent is a powdered drink-mix developed by an electrical engineer who decided to “optimize” food by reducing it to a series of identical cummy shakes.

We can only hope that the creator will optimize the human needs for companionship, joy, and achievement in a similar manner.

The world of fake pregnancy tests is a terrible one. The comedy angle (above) is obviously fake, and most of the customers complain that it’s not believable. There’s a different one with a more believable name and packaging (you have to give them credit for naming it Right Time, because if you google “right time pregnancy test”, you’ll just pull up people asking about ovulation cycles.)

But we take a dark turn here, as there’s a company called Midstream which makes several “prank” pregnancy tests out of real ones which they’ve altered and resealed. “No bodily fluids used,” they brag in their altered First Response pee-test listing. There’s a couple others, including a rigged Equate brand pregnancy test, in case it’s more believable that you wouldn’t shell out for the name brand. I was a bit iffy on the morals of selling fake pregnancy tests to begin with, but actually trying to convince someone they’ve knocked you up is clearly over the line.

(Two lines, if you’re pregnant.)

The Draw Something board game isn’t the first Pictionary ripoff in the world (I’m looking at you, Telestrations and Tadaaam) but it’s the most brazen. Are you drunk, Hasbro? Do you need help?

“Safer than antibiotics,” says one reviewer of Flu Immune, unaware that influenza isn’t a type of bacteria, or that the vaccine to prevent it doesn’t contain antibiotics.

It’s terrible, but at least it’s not “ER 911″, which is a vial of some sort of liquid which the manufacturer claims will heal “emotional trauma.” Somehow, one reviewer of ER 911 claims that it healed her broken ankle. Another one dumps it in her pets’ water bowl.