55 Pounds Of Creatine

Creatine is a supplement that can help your endurance capacity if you’re exercising a lot. You’re not supposed to use more than about five grams of it a day (it’s processed by your kidneys and an overdose can cause all kinds of problems) so a 55-pound barrel of creatine might be overkill.

Then again, if you’re the sort of person to buy a thousand caffeine pills at the same time, this might be right up your performance-enhancing alley.