Hot Sauce Asses

What is it with hot sauce and the ass (the butt part of the body)? Why are they obsessed with it? I’m pretty sure that it’s just that Ass Kickin’ Hot Sauce (above) used the word Ass, and it sold well, and all the other hot sauce makers around the world figured it was due to use of the word ass. They might be right, actually, but that doesn’t mean there’s any excuse for food condiments to be named any one of these:

• Ass Reaper
• Ja-Makin’ My Ass Burn
• Ass In Space
• Ass In Hell
• Hog’s Ass
• Weapons of Ass Destruction
• Neal’s Hairy Ass
• Smack My Ass & Call Me Sally
• Ass In Antarctica

Those are all links leading to the products. They’re real hot sauce you can buy. You know, if you want to put Neal’s Hairy Ass on your hot dog.