Pooping Dogs

For the person who values a dog’s ability to hunch out a log over its companionship and loyalty, there is Pooping Pooches 2016, a self-explanatory calendar. There are multiple shots of the log dogs on the listing, if you need to see that without buying it.

Then again, we live in a world where there are hundreds of differently-shaped piles of fake dog feces, the most popular of which is “Chunky Dog Doo.”