Prime Day: Shit Ice Cream For Cheaper

Today is, as you no doubt already know, Prime Day on Amazon. Indulge yourself in the one-day bargains, such as a 43″ TV for $300, with enough time between now and Black Friday that you can tsk at the Walmart shoppers lining up for cheap televisions.

In keeping with the Prime Day theme, the Squatty Potty (above) is discounted, in case you need to shit ice cream with your legs propped on a stool.