Sarahcare Tissue Box

Even as our country lumbers forth into a constitutional and legal morass, there are still people somewhere who fetishize ex-Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin, best known for muddling through a failed vice-presidential candidacy in 2008. True to form, the Sarahcare tissue box exists as a confusing semi-parody of Obamacare and the egg separator where the egg whites drip out of a man’s nose as you use it.